I will never understand people

Oct 18, 2014

The whole purpose of buying the boat was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can’t refuse - because of the implication.

(Source: serialkillerdennisreynolds, via bipolar-gob-bluth)

Oct 18, 2014

devildoll:

the older i get, the more i relate to Giles

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Oct 18, 2014

juilan:

There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place

(via danny-devitos)

Oct 18, 2014

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Oct 18, 2014

lalondes:

looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”

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Oct 18, 2014

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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Oct 18, 2014

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Oct 18, 2014

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Oct 18, 2014

  • me: soul mates don't exist.
  • me: unless they're my otp.
  • me: I don't believe in love at first sight.
  • me: unless it's my otp.
  • me: teenage love is never going to last.
  • me: unless it involves my otp.

Oct 18, 2014

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

(Source: vinebox, via nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear)